Words: Ian Barr
Inverness Thistle 3-0 Kilmarnock
Scottish Cup 3rd Round
9.2.85
It was Kilmarnock’s worst-ever cup result and I was there to endure it.
For Inverness Thistle fans, I suspect that the match itself has been eclipsed by fond memories of the lost ground and the loss of the club itself.
For everyone else, their greatest achievement is a largely forgotten footnote in Scottish football history.
The 1984-85 Scottish Cup draw sent Kilmarnock to Kingsmills Park to play Highland League Inverness Thistle. Although Killie were floundering around the relegation zone of the second tier, Inverness Thistle were in the lower reaches – second bottom I think - of the Highland League. As a twelve-year-old Killie fan, I don’t remember anyone expecting anything other than a good day out and a straightforward away win.
My dad took some persuasion to drive up to Inverness for the game. I suspect the fact that Inverness Thistle’s record of twenty-nine postponements for a cup tie against Falkirk a few years before would have been in his mind. Our journey north was almost halted by sleet and snow at Drumochter. Would this game even be on? Thankfully, our Morris Minor Traveller pulled up in a side street beside Kingsmills along with a good few hundred other Killie fans.
The Kilmarnock team had stayed overnight in a hotel near Culloden but falling asleep was apparently the real battle. Jim Cockburn of Killie would later recount how the band from a wedding would make this all but impossible. Nevertheless, Killie’s part-timers were cock-a-hoop ahead of kick-off, even going as far as agreeing to share out their expected win bonus among the fourteen-man squad. The board of directors at that time did not allow more than fourteen to travel, presumably to control costs.
By kick-off, Kingsmills Park was packed. Routinely, crowds were only a few hundred, but 2,500 turned up for the occasion and brought a real atmosphere. Under the shed roof was the away contingent, in fine voice. The home fans were mainly behind the goal at the turnstile end to which they would be shooting in the first half. No segregation was the norm in those days. The pitch was half-frozen but the ground itself was tidy enough.
Killie boss Eddie Morrison shifted several players to unfamiliar positions. Our main goal threat Blair Millar was cup-tied. Kilmarnock lined up with the less-than-threatening striker John McEachran, a player whose only goal in eighteen appearances was a deflection off his rear end. Despite this, we were confident that goals would come. Killie were a shambles – and I mean a real shambles - even by mid-eighties standards. I think Thistle realised early on that this was a winnable tie. Dave Milroy prodded Thistle ahead and the home fans were galvanised.
Killie created little, although I recall Ian Bryson’s low shot cracking back off the post. The unease among the away support was growing. There was a sickening realisation that we were in real trouble, yet a refusal to believe that we could lose. Chants of, “What a load of rubbish!” rang out as the players simply looked like they wanted to be elsewhere. Defender Derrick McDicken looked to be struggling with his hamstring on the hard surface. Thistle smelt blood. Two further goals from Gordon Hay and substitute Brian Fraser ensured that they got it.
While Jags fans contemplated an unexpected trip to Celtic Park in the next round, simmering Kilmarnock anger turned to outright fury. A police officer on duty in the stand climbed down onto a low roof to access the pitch where home fans were now celebrating. His main task was to prevent the Killie fans from reaching the players and management. Discarded blue and white scarves lay on the pitch. The Killie support would surround the team bus behind the stand, demanding answers from manager Eddie Morrison and the beleaguered players. On a personal level, there was the sheer ‘back to school on Monday’ embarrassment of the defeat. Following Kilmarnock in the 1980s was very much a minority pastime.
John McEachran, the least effective player in an ineffective team, never played for Kilmarnock again. The expected gate money from the expected fourth-round tie at Celtic Park had already been spent on the cup-tied Blair Millar, leaving a frightening hole in the budget in the tens of thousands of pounds.
The following week – a blank Saturday for Killie of course- saw a hastily-arranged friendly against Dumbarton where five more goals were conceded. At least the return of Blair Millar saw him score a hat-trick in a 3-5 defeat. What I remember is not the match but the incredulity of schoolmates who saw me walk to Rugby Park.
In the eighties, television coverage of lower-league clubs was rare. No-one expected a cup shock and only a few grainy black and white newspaper photos remain. Kilmarnock were quite simply off the radar for most of the wider Scottish football public. I’m pretty sure that the few colour photos taken by my dad are the only ones.
The win catapulted Inverness Thistle and manager Roshie Fraser into the most surreal week of their existence. However, the focus of this media attention was preparation for the Celtic match and the match itself rather than the shock win which had got them there. Television footage of the Celtic match tends to be what remains in the collective memory of their fans. Thistle lost half a dozen goals at Celtic Park, but their fans’ memories are good ones.
Les Fridge, the sixteen-year-old goalie, would go on to have a decent career at a number of clubs, including St Mirren, Chelsea and Inverness Caledonian Thistle.
Inverness Thistle would, of course, go on to merge with Caledonian in the 1990s to form the current Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC. The new club won the 2015 Scottish Cup, thirty years after Inverness Thistle’s finest hour and a half. Kingsmills Park was demolished in the 1990s to make way for a care home.
For Killie fans, this disaster marked the transition from depressing stagnation into sharp decline. It encapsulated a shambolic moment in a shambolic decade and has remained in the collective memory of those who witnessed it, myself unfortunately included.
Photos by Ian Barr.
Cover photo from Am Baile.